Pickup Lines
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215 pickup lines found in the database.
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Phil from Vancouver said he used this line and thought it was the funniest line ever!
Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? (don't know) Enough to break the ice HI, My name is ......
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Phil said it did actually work.
Jhon from London said he heard this line and thought it was the funniest line ever!
(grab there tush) and then ask is this seat taken
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Jhon said it would not work.
Dylan from Springfield said he used this line and thought it was the best line ever!
If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Dylan said it did actually work.
Daniel from Vfgcxbcbv said he used this line and thought it was the best line ever!
Hey does this rag smell like cloraform *holding soaked rag to mouth of chick*
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Daniel said it did actually work.
Cory from St.petersburg said he never used this line and thought it was the best line ever!
Hey haven't I seen you in a picture before.... Oh yeah, it was in the dictionary, under,'SHA-BLAM!'
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Cory said it did actually work.
Ben from Dubuque said he used this line and thought it was the funniest line ever!
Do you like math. start with my bed subtract clothes divide your legs and multiply.
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Ben said it did not work.
Scarlet from Chatsworth said she heard this line and thought it was the funniest line ever!
If I followed you home,would you keep me?!
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Scarlet said it did actually work.
Liza from B-town said she heard this line and thought it was the best line ever!
Do you wash your clothes in Windex? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants.
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Liza said it would not work.
Andre from Denver said he used this line and thought it was the best line ever!
Hey Babie!!!
My name is ______ (say a name). To be honest i think your cute and i was wondering if i can get your number.
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Andre said it did actually work.
Anon. from Philly said she used this line and thought it was the funniest line ever!
If you were a booger, i would pick you first.
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Anon. said it would never work.
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