Pickup Lines
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218 pickup lines found in the database.
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Louis from Elpaso said he used this line and thought it was the best line ever!
Love is a sensation, caused by temptation, to feel penetration, a guy sticks his location in a girls dastenation, to increase the population for the next geration,did you get my explanation,or do you need a demanstration
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Louis said it did actually work.
Patrick from Hutchison said he used this line and thought it was the best line ever!
Hi my name is Haywood Jablomee
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Patrick said it did actually work.
James from Virginia Beach said he never used this line and thought it was the funniest line ever!
How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertile?
What success rate can we expect from this line?
James said it would not work.
James from Virgnia Beach said he never used this line and thought it was the funniest line ever!
Any good at sword swallowing? Well swallow this Bastard.
What success rate can we expect from this line?
James said it would not work.
Kristie from Republic said she heard this line and thought it was the funniest line ever!
I heard milk was good for the body but DAMN how much did u drink
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Kristie said it did not work.
Roy from Covina said he never used this line and thought it was the funniest line ever!
Do you work at UPS? Cuz I know you have been staring at my package.
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Roy said it would not work.
Rogelio Garcia from Kennewick said he used this line and thought it was the best line ever!
Do U have a band-aid (no y) cuz i cut my knees when i fell for you
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Rogelio Garcia said it did actually work.
Rogelio Garica from Kennewick said he used this line and thought it was the funniest line ever!
Your daddy must b a plumer cuz your the shit
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Rogelio Garica said it would work.
Cori from Toronto said she heard this line and thought it was the funniest line ever!
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you have fine written all over you!
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Cori said it did actually work.
Delilah from Tupperware said she used this line and thought it was the funniest line ever!
If we were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Delilah said it did not work.
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