Pickup Lines
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218 pickup lines found in the database.
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Chelsea from Cincinnati said she used this line and thought it was the best line ever!
R u that guy that had a grl fall in love with him? GUY= no GIRL= Wanna Be?
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Chelsea said it did actually work.
Luther from Cincinnati said he used this line and thought it was the funniest line ever!
Hey is that a mirror in your pants because i could totally see my self in them.
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Luther said it would not work.
Jacob from Sunnyvale said he never used this line and thought it was the funniest line ever!
Would you like to play a game of tame the lion?
Girl: how do you play?
Guy: Just put your chin on the table and open your mouth and I'll feed you the meat.
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Jacob said it would work.
Jessica from Smithville said she used this line and thought it was the best line ever!
Did it hurt?
What?
When you fell from heaven.
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Jessica said it did actually work.
Marky from Melbourne said he used this line and thought it was the best line ever!
You go up to a girl and say 'Excuse me, i have to check something'. You grab her top at the back of her neck and look at the tag. Then you say 'I was right' let go and look in her eyes and say 'Made in Heaven'.
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Marky said it did actually work.
Melissa from Brooklyn, New York said she used this line and thought it was the funniest line ever!
Your name must be Cambell cuz you are mmmm mmmmm GOOD!!! OR Your feet must be tired cuz youve been running through my mind all DAYYY!!!
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Melissa said it did actually work.
Joe from San Jose said he heard this line and thought it was the funniest line ever!
That shirt is most becoming on you... but then again, if i were on you, id be cuming too
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Joe said it would not work.
Romulus from Mumbsi said he used this line and thought it was the best line ever!
YOUR FATHER IS A THIEF.......SHE ASKS WHY ??
AFTER A PAUSE TELL HER 'ITS BCOZ HE HAS ROBBED THE STARS 4RM D SKY & STUFFED THEM IN2 UR EYES .!!'
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Romulus said it did actually work.
Loewen from Leamington On said he used this line and thought it was the best line ever!
(If u just saw something beautiful, tell a girl) That is the second most beautiful thing i've ever seen. (She's the most, hopefully she get's it)
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Loewen said it did actually work.
Mark from St. Louis said he used this line and thought it was the funniest line ever!
Im lowerin my standards will you lower yours?
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Mark said it did not work.
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