Pickup Lines
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218 pickup lines found in the database.
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Bendover from Pixburg said he used this line and thought it was the best line ever!
I may not be Fred Flintstone but I sure can make your bed rock
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Bendover said it did actually work.
Mistie from Chillicothe said she used this line and thought it was the funniest line ever!
I can tell ur a trumpet player, because u make me horny
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Mistie said it did actually work.
Hello from Amarillo said he used this line and thought it was the best line ever!
Do your feet hurt..... cuz you've been running through my mind
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Hello said it did actually work.
Nico from Tucson said he used this line and thought it was the funniest line ever!
If you have a nice belt buckle, ask a girl: You like my belt buckle? (Wait for a response) Cause it would look better on your forehead!
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Nico said it would work.
Jose from Faketown said he used this line and thought it was the funniest line ever!
If you think Chebacca was hairy, wait till you see my wookie
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Jose said it did actually work.
Matt Martinez from Greenville said he used this line and thought it was the funniest line ever!
Is there a mirror in your pants cause i can see myself in them
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Matt Martinez said it did actually work.
Matt Martinez from Greenville said he used this line and thought it was the funniest line ever!
Are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you.
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Matt Martinez said it did actually work.
Wayne from Everett, Wa said he never used this line and thought it was the funniest line ever!
Dress up real dirty & scruffy, walk over with a dirt rag & ask 'Hey, does this rag smell like chlorophorm?'
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Wayne said it would not work.
Sarapio from San Antonio said he used this line and thought it was the funniest line ever!
If you were a buger i'd pick you
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Sarapio said it did actually work.
Zack Bob Zerby from Lykens said he used this line and thought it was the best line ever!
Is that a tic-tac in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?!?!
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Zack Bob Zerby said it would work.
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