Pickup Lines
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218 pickup lines found in the database.
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Jon from Kailua said he heard this line and thought it was the funniest line ever!
Did you eat lucky charms today(wait for her to ask why)..(then reply with)because you look magically delicious..
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Jon said it would work.
Jennifer S. from Rockport said she never used this line and thought it was the best line ever!
Dam boy you don't make no sense how about i take you to my place and knock some sense into you.
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Jennifer S. said it would work.
John from Wautoma said he used this line and thought it was the funniest line ever!
If I was a squirl could I bust a nut in your whole?
What success rate can we expect from this line?
John said it would work.
Chris Obe from Wautoma said he used this line and thought it was the funniest line ever!
'If I flip a quarter what are the odds of me getting head'
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Chris Obe said it did actually work.
Adrian from Holland said he heard this line and thought it was the best line ever!
Hey baby, do you have in keg in your jeans, cuz I'd really like to tap that ass.
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Adrian said it would work.
Adrian from Holland said he heard this line and thought it was the funniest line ever!
Hey baby, if I were a squirrell, could I bust a nut in your hole?
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Adrian said it would work.
Ashley from Andover said she used this line and thought it was the best line ever!
Excuse me, do you have a band-aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Ashley said it would work.
Tate from Aurora said he never used this line and thought it was the best line ever!
Screw me if im wrong but havnt we met yet
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Tate said it would work.
Tate from Aurora said he used this line and thought it was the best line ever!
Walk up to a girl and sneeze then say oh i am sory but i seem to be allergic to your shirt could u take it off?
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Tate said it would work.
Katherine from Charlottesville said she never used this line and thought it was the funniest line ever!
Did you just fart? (Wait for response.) Because you just blew me away!
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Katherine said it would not work.
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