Pickup Lines
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218 pickup lines found in the database.
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Jack from Meridian said he used this line and thought it was the best line ever!
Male: do you have the time.(when she looks for time say) Not that, time to holla at me for a second.
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Jack said it did actually work.
Bow Wow from Ohio said he used this line and thought it was the funniest line ever!
(IF U RAPPING AGAINST SOMEONE AND THEY SAY U AN'T SHIT THEN TELL THEM) U NOT FUCKING WITH ME EVEN IF WE RAN A TRAIN ON A BITCH
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Bow Wow said it did actually work.
Bravo from Brooklyn said he used this line and thought it was the funniest line ever!
IF U LIKE THIS DOG....CANU BE MY BITCH
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Bravo said it would work.
Felipe from San Jo said he never used this line and thought it was the worst line ever!
Walk up to female and tell her-can i have your phone number because i lost mine.
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Felipe said it would not work.
John from Honolulu said he used this line and thought it was the best line ever!
Does your father work the cement company? NO, Why... cuz you solid.
What success rate can we expect from this line?
John said it did actually work.
G-dog from San Jose, Ca. said he heard this line and thought it was the funniest line ever!
Say this to a girl:
'Girl, if you were a booger, I'd pick you first.'
What success rate can we expect from this line?
G-dog said it would not work.
Pat Mygroun from St.louis said he used this line and thought it was the funniest line ever!
(stare at her until she says 'what') Then say its not gonna suck itself
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Pat Mygroun said it did actually work.
Squirrel Man from St.louis said he used this line and thought it was the best line ever!
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Squirrel Man said it would work.
Redwood Romeo from Redwood City said he used this line and thought it was the best line ever!
Are you Greek, cause you look
like a goddess???
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Redwood Romeo said it did actually work.
Luke Sauer from San Mateo said he used this line and thought it was the best line ever!
May I borrow a pen, (wait for pause)
So I can right down your phone number??
What success rate can we expect from this line?
Luke Sauer said it did actually work.
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